MP Anthony Steen: you’re a twat, shut the fuck up.

Anthony Steen, Conservative, Tory, expenses, MP, scandal, stupid arrogant twatWho is this scary looking badger-face dude, I hear you ask?

Why, gentle reader,  this is Conservative MP Anthony Steen. Now, we don’t often take direct political sides here in dogsounds Towers, mostly because we lack the ability to defend our points in arguments because we suck at debate. But this guy, we are happy to say, is the kind of Tory scumbag that would make me never, ever, ever want to vote for that party. When I heard his tale earlier today, it drove me into a blind rage. Find out why he is the #1 arrogant, self-important and totally-out-of -touch-with-the-public clusterfuck in British politics right now. In my opinion.

Dear, sweet readers outside the UK may not be aware that right now Parliament is in turmoil with the revelation of what exactly MP’s are claiming as valid expenses.  Many MP’s have been forced to resign or retire, many will find a sudden total lack of support from their constituents, and there is even talk that there is pressure to call a General Election. Public trust in the establishment and been totally flushed down the toilet. Why?

Well, right now, as the average person in the UK struggles to keep (or find) a job, struggles to pay their mortgage, struggles to get a mortgage, struggles to maintain their debts, all under the cloud of  record levels of debt and reposession, it has been revealed that MPs are claiming for the most outrageous things on official expenses.

Whilst you worry that your mortgage is in arrears and your family will soon be homeless, MP’s are using taxpayer money to buy things like TV’s, decorate their second homes, repair leaking pipes under their tennis courts, and build little islands in the middle of their duck ponds. And, worst of all, some MPs have been caught claiming mortgage payments on expenses – even though the mortgage had already been paid off. And the people who are struggling to survive financially – you and me – are paying for it.

Well, the shit hit the fan, the public went hoopla-apeshit about it, and party leaders left, right and centre are warning their members that anyone found guilty of this who does not pay the money back will be removed from the party, and party politics.

Now there is a slight flaw – they have not broken the law. The things they have claimed for are allowed within the expense framework guidelines. However, this is no free pass to be sure as though they may be within the guildelines, they are well out of order to the average man in the street, especially in the current economic climate. 

So, some are sacked, some sheepishly pay back. Some moan and complain about being forced to stand down. Guess what, fuckers? If had an extension built on my house and claimed it on my emloyer’s expenses, you know, they would pretty much fire my ass within five minutes.

And then this dickshit, Anthony “I represent the people, my arse” Steen, comes out of the woodwork. Big fuck-off house, lots of land. He has spent over £87,000 on his house, including getting a forestry expert to inspect trees on the land. And he whinges like a fucking little brat that the public are compaining about it, saying people are just jealous because of his big house.

Guess what, moron?  That’s more wrong than a kiddy-fiddler in a childrens’ playground. We couldn’t give a flying fuck about your big house. What we do give a fuck about is that you are spending our fucking money on it. OUR money. You bought the fucking house, pay for it your fucking self. It’s not a perk of the job. You made the choice. Some MP’s live at the other end of the country and have a small flat in London to enable them to not have to commute all across the country every day – that’s fair enough. The public can accept that.

But you? You couldn’t be more out of fucking touch if you tried. Shut the fuck up, stand down, get the fuck out of my country’s political system. You are nothing but a bloated, obfuscating, self-absorbed and irrelevant leech. You may as well take money out of people’s hands directly. 

Anyone this absolutely fucking clueless about ordinary people has no right to represent them.  

Apparently he later apologised for his comments, stating he was “deeply upset”. Fuck off. Try imagining a family with young children who are having their house reposessed because they are now out of work and cannot afford the mortgage, and face a council house waiting list that grows ever longer because local councils cannot afford to build new housing stock. They are “upset”. You, on the other hand, are just an utter twat.

If you want to hear his pathetic, clueless comments, listen here.

And the icing on the cake? He says “what right does the public have to interfere with his private life?”

I’d say pretty much every right, as long as we are fucking paying for it.

Sadly, Anthony, I am afraid you don’t qualify for dogsounds’ Retard Of The Week award. You get dogsounds’s rarely-outed Retard For Fucking Ever award.

Ignorant fucking moron.

 

2 Comments

  1. Peta Bridges
    Posted May 21, 2009 at 11:09 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Really, why don’t you just say what you mean? rofl

    Seriously love this! You don’t suck at debate, you’re brilliant at it! Love it, love it, love it.

  2. Posted May 22, 2009 at 11:00 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Nice one, mate. You are a brilliant writer. The Tories are ungrateful barstewards and although I worked hard for Michael Howard last time round I’m voting GREEN this time (and LibDem at the general whenever there is one) because there is no way in hell’s name I am letting David Cameron near the levers of power. I’d rather have another term of Gordon Brown at this rate, though I’d laugh if Nick Clegg ended up Prime Minister after this.

    It’ll all end in tears.

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