Men are such simple creatures. We don’t expect a lot of life, and anything much more than that tends to confuse and terrify us.
So it is that we have certain self-defence mechanisms built in to protect us from situations that would tend to cripple our already limited decision-making process. The fear of chintz is a natural, instinctive male response.
Find out how Mart’s man-instincts – his manstincts - helped save him when things got beyond his control in this week’s dazed and confused strip, right here.


