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This week’s Avoid Spikes comic now online!

In this week’s ‘Avoid Spikes’, we recount a tale of the pitfalls of drunken partying in a dinosaur costume.

This week’s Avoid Spikes comic now online!

In this week’s ‘Avoid Spikes’, we see the limitations of Foxx’s world-view.

This week’s Avoid Spikes comic now online!

In this week’s ‘Avoid Spikes’, Mart is doing SCIENCE! and may have found a way to give Foxx almost half a wit.

Judge pwns idiot, proves dog more intelligent.

In a court battle between EDS and BSkyB, the QC finds for the plaintiff after proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the key witness for the defence is a total bullshitter, and also less smart than his dog.

Alex Jones shoots self in foot; inserts into mouth

Alex Jones, “mouthpiece of the people”, makes a complete and utter twat of himself by pretending a made up piece of fan-fiction by Z-list celeb Charlie Sheen is an honst-to-goodness interview about 9/11 with Barack Obama.

MP Anthony Steen: you’re a twat, shut the fuck up.

Conservative MP Anthony Steen proves himself to be an utter, utter clusterfuck and arrogant, out-of-touch twat in less than two minutes.

“What the fuck?” rebrand of the year.

Sci Fi channel decides it wants to attract people who are not nerds allergic to daylight and washing.

Retard of the Week: man follows sat-nav over cliff edge

Some people should not be allowed near the wheel.

The Americans With No Abilities Act

Washington , DC – (Dateline February 18, 2009)

President Barack Obama and the Democrat controlled Congress are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

Retard Of The Week: Idiot thinks Xbox is worth $1 million.

Some idiot’s Xbox 360 gets lost in transit and he thinks it is worth $1 million. Moron.

The Joy Of Bush

dogsounds examines George W. Bush’s one and only positive contribution to the entire fucking world.

New Avoid Spikes comic now online!

In this weeks’ ‘Avoid Spikes’, Foxx decides to prepare in case Yellowstone erupts and wipes out civilisation. Like you do.

End of World nigh. To be held indoors if raining.

dogsounds notices that tinfoil hats are twicthing about seismic activity in the Yellowstone Caldera, and investigates what might happen if the old girl decides to erupt.

Time For Some Campaignin’!

tard of the week: man locks himself in chastity belt

This week’s tard of the week is absurd on so many levels. Seems there was a fellow in Kingston, Surrey who, whilst his girlfriend was out, decided to try a little kinky stuff and try on some of her underwear. Fairly common, you say? True, But this guy didn’t just try on a pair of […]

‘tard of the week: man survives fatal shot to head; medics suspect brain damage already present.

It seems that some people are just desperate to be listed in The Darwin Awards . This weeks “‘tard of the week” story (something that human nature will, no doubt, allow me to continue regularly) goes to Shannon D. Austin from Salina, Kansas.

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