Now here’s the debunking of all those theories. Try to convince me otherwise and I’ll come over there and kick your ass.
I admit I have played a little game with you. I have forced you (hopefully) to examine and evaluate something for yourself. Hopefully you have researched and come to your own conclusions.
Well, here’s the solution to the puzzle, I hope you were right!
Observations of the lunar surface made by the Japanese JAXA Kagyua orbiter were made in February 2008 that clearly show the landing sites for Apollo missions 15 and 17. Visit the site and have a look – it’s actually a very pretty little presentation, proving that dudes who do Science are not dry and boring. Or maybe it’s just those loveable crazy Japanese doing their thing.
Whilst they don’t give a close-up view of a flag or footprint, they clearly show that the real lunar landscape – reconstructed from a raft of differing photographic and topographical observations – match exactly the images taken by the Apollo astronauts. Which basically means, for any die-hard conspiracy theorists out there, that unless NASA was a) able to guess to a precise degree without current technology the exact layout of a particular patch of the moon’s surface or b) able to create images worthy of Photoshop using only razor blades and glue (and the aforementioned prescient knowledge), we pretty much had dudes standing on the moon’s surface taking photographs.
This is where you might say “Aha! But why only Apollo 15 and 17?” No idea. But I would suspect that they just happen to be the only areas of the surface the JAXA flight control wanted to take time out to look at, as, you know, they had a whole metric fuckton of more important things to do whilst they were there. And regardless of whether the first landing was faked or not – I seriously doubt it – it remains that here we have proof that we have walked on the moon. Been there. Done that.
So, now you can stop worrying your little brain about it and take off the tin-foil hat. Oh, wait, you can’t, because the reptiloids or the Annunaki will tap into your brains, won’t they…silly me.
So get on with worrying about real things like police states, state-sponsored terrorism and Orwellian manipulation.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I appear to have a gentleman in a dark suit behind me with a very strange grin and an odd, uncomfortable giggle.