Real Men Wear Goa-tees

I’m really struggling to figure out if this is for real or not…

for men with more hair than coordination...

for men with more hair than coordination...

It’s a GoateeSaver, believe it or not…  Apparently you clamp the contraption in your mouth while you’re shaving (or maybe on Halloween, or at “special” parties, I’d imagine), and it guides your dangerous man-razor safely away from your meticulously-cultured chinwear.

Half of me thinks it’s really dumb, but the half of me that used to have a somewhat variable-width goatee wishes I used to have one…. and the other half (hey, I’m a complex guy!) wonders if it really does make you sound like Darth Vader in the shower…

Caution – clicking on the photo-link leads to extremely-creepy-voice-over-land. you have been warned.



  1. Posted August 8, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Looks like something they’d use on Hannibal. Does it come with different attachments so one can change the shape / width of one’s goatee?

  2. Keith
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 2:02 am | Permalink | Reply

    I have seen the demo video of this and you can adjust the shape and width with those silver things on the front.

  3. Posted August 14, 2008 at 9:10 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Pah! Such a tool is for feeble men with temporary facial furniture! Those of us who have cultivated such oral architecture for many years need no such tools to preserve our shape!

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