The Joy Of Bush

george bush condomsGeorge W. “Dubya” Bush.

The word “idiot” pretty much sums up every convoluted facet of this man, the lowest-rated President in American political history. But surely he made some kind of positive contribution? Find out after the jump.

Whilst an era of new hope manifests itself following the arrival of newbie Barack Hussein Obama, satirists and impressionists the world over mourn the passing of the Administration Of The Shrub.

To celebrate his one and only positive asset – his contributions to satirical comedy – here are a few of his classic Bushisms. Marvel how such an imbecile managed to get elected to the most powerful job in the World. And how dumb people had to be to vote for him.

‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’

‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’

‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’

‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’

‘The future will be better tomorrow.’

‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.’

‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’

‘We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe ‘

‘Public speaking is very easy.’

‘A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.’

‘I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.’

‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’

‘For NASA, space is still a high priority.’

‘Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.’

‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’

bush kitten




  1. Posted January 26, 2009 at 8:56 pm | Permalink | Reply

    LOL! That’s a nice list there – he seems to contradict himself and state the obvious continually.

    And I like that picture of him eating a kitten 😀

  2. Posted February 8, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink | Reply

    The man truly is an idiot beyond all other idiots…

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