Author Archives: mart

Can’t Dance, Won’t Dance…

We can’t dance to save our lives, but it doesn’t matter, it will save the woooorld! All rise for Matt. If you want quality dancing, look elsewhere. http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/ – yes, he’s still going! Advertisements

Sand Animations by Kseniya Simonova

Kseniya Simonova is a Ukranian artist. Using a giant light box and music, she paints animated stories in sand recounting the invasion and occupation of Ukraine during WWII. She won Ukraine’s Got Talent 2009. Singing jackasses need not apply. The story starts with a couple on a park bench, followed by the chaotic invasion, morphing […]

Real Men Wear Goa-tees

I’m really struggling to figure out if this is for real or not… It’s a GoateeSaver, believe it or not…  Apparently you clamp the contraption in your mouth while you’re shaving (or maybe on Halloween, or at “special” parties, I’d imagine), and it guides your dangerous man-razor safely away from your meticulously-cultured chinwear. Half of […]

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Kerry-Ann Lecky Hepburn’s photomontage “A Scenic Night In Binbrook”