Category Archives: rants

This week’s Avoid Spikes comic now online!

In this week’s ‘Avoid Spikes’, we celebrate 100 strips! And also rubberneck at the total fucking trainwreck that is the Gawker Media websites redesign.


Alex Jones shoots self in foot; inserts into mouth

Alex Jones, “mouthpiece of the people”, makes a complete and utter twat of himself by pretending a made up piece of fan-fiction by Z-list celeb Charlie Sheen is an honst-to-goodness interview about 9/11 with Barack Obama.

New Avoid Spikes comic now online!

In this week’s ‘Avoid Spikes’, we send as clear a message to Sega as we possibly can.

MP Anthony Steen: you’re a twat, shut the fuck up.

Conservative MP Anthony Steen proves himself to be an utter, utter clusterfuck and arrogant, out-of-touch twat in less than two minutes.

“What the fuck?” rebrand of the year.

Sci Fi channel decides it wants to attract people who are not nerds allergic to daylight and washing.

Retard Of The Week: Idiot thinks Xbox is worth $1 million.

Some idiot’s Xbox 360 gets lost in transit and he thinks it is worth $1 million. Moron.

Retard Of The Week: crazy batshit insane tin-foilers

What keeps me addicted to conspiracy theory websites? Here’s an example of the comical nonsense to be found, that is both alluring and anathaema.

UFOs – a level-headed examination, thank Christ

in “UFOs: The Secet Evidence”, defence jounalist Nick Cook looks at possible down-to-earth explanations for the UFO phenomenon. No Galactic Federation Of Light bollocks here, thank Christ.

The Law, Your Camera, And You

We are constantly filmed every day. But when it is the public doing the filming, the law seems to not like it quite so much. Asinine examples follow.

Global Dimming: We are still all pretty much fucked

More scary-mary stuff for you to watch. I like being a portent of doom.

I don’t know whether to laugh or lament

Somtimes you come across news stories that make you want to point to the whole human race and say “I’m not with these guys”. With this particular story, culled from the Daily Telegraph, I find myself wondering whether to be frustrated at the journalistic attention-grabbing sensationalistic headline that reduces the whole story to farce and […]